Automate your emotions

PaCo is the kind of robot you want to take out on your first date to impress that guapa chica you've been keeping your ojos on. Feed him some spare change, and he'll generate a poem for you, recite it, then spit it out in print. PaCo is a native Spanish speaker, so he's sure to impress, but don't let him boot into Antonio Banderas mode or he'll cut a "Z" into your chest faster than you can say "Mis Cojones!"

Via BotJunkie

Also, if you're bummed that robots have a handle on your emo, why not enlist one to beg for you too?