Lonely gamer nerds who are working their way up to bringing home a Real Doll can now afford to shell out for an EMA (Eternal Maiden Actualisation), Sega's shiny new robotic girlfriend. 18,000 yen will get you a busty bot who can do "real girlfriend" activities such as kiss on demand, "walk like a lady" and hand out business cards. Clearly I have a lot to learn from EMA, as my current bag of girlfriend activities don't run to being a reinforcement tool for misogynistic behaviour. Maybe I have the wrong chip.
